Is Cannabis Club Marijuana Tainted by THE MAN?
Story by Oliver North
Art by Amadaeus

It is my firm belief, through years of intense study, that Marijuana has changed for the worse. This new surge of Cannabis Club Grade Marijuana has strange and detrimental “unmarijuana-esque” side effects on myself and many others I've talked to. I have noticed an Amphetamine feeling and also stomach nausea reminiscent of the queasiness from Phycosisibon mushrooms, that traditionally acquired Marijuana doesn't have. Cannabis Club herb has names like "Trainwreak," "GrandDaddyPurp" and "AK47." I miss the days of true neighborhood hydroponic -- herb that was grown by a trusted affiliate, that was nurtured, loved and more importantly watched to foil any possibility of governmental tampering.

If this sounds like a conspiracy theory, consider this; in the Jimmy Carter era, his daughter was caught high on "grass," which sparked a White House campaign to spray harmful chemicals on Marijuana. In Bolivia and Columbia, American sponsored Drug Warrior troops spray harmful pesticides on crops of Marijuana, Opium and Coca plants, that guess what folks; are still distributed here. Also, we have been shown that the military has nothing against cannibalizing on our own troops for harmful experiments in the name of science. Case in point, radiation poisoning at Los Alamos, forced venereal disease injections on "Colored" Airmen in the second world war, Agent Orange contamination of our troops in Viet Nam, Gulf war sickness, the alleged Philadelphia experiment where a ship was displaced in an attempt to create maritime invisibility, the outcome of which was madness, paralysis and a number of men were fused while alive to the hull of the U.S.S. Eldridge.

So what I am asking is what stops the "Powers Above" from waging a "Dirty War" against the counter culture? Especially when 1) they have the technology 2) there is no one for "Them" to answer to 3) the increasing level of destruction of the civil rights of you, me and more importantly our children to come. Such side effects as birth defects, mind control and things that the innocent minded cannot yet comprehend until we see the detriment effects years from now.

My conclusion is that several strains of Marijuana have been sprayed (laced) with potentially destructive chemicals, the least of which could be any thing from LSD "Lythurgic Acid Diethylamide," MDMA "Ecstasy," "PCP", to god knows what. And from the same lab's that brought us such hit as Napalm, Nerve Gas and The Atom bomb.

It is my belief that all these are truths, and I urge everyone who is not sick yet, but who wishes to continue smoking Marijuana to support your local growers.   Continue to ask questions and keep in mind that it is truly "Getting Spiritual" and to do justice to the "Good Mistress Mary Jane" and to remember our constitution was written while Thomas Jefferson passed Alexander Hamilton a "Doob," and you should already know what was growing in Mr.Washington's backyard. Peace

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